Tuesday, March 01, 2005

How can G.W. Bush...

...become the most entertaining person on the face of the planet?

It's simple. He can wake up one morning and start championing every cause the far-left holds dear.

Think about it for a second. Wouldn't it be funny to watch the cognitive dissonance as all these people who passionately hate Bush hear him talking like them? I think it would! Then would come the big decision: give up their causes or give up hating G.W. Bush. We could make reality TV out of it! We could fill thousands of pages with the tortured thoughts of those whose viewpoints have suddenly become a paradox! The fun is endless!

(If one leans to the left, replace "far-left" with "far-right" and replace "G.W. Bush" with "Michael Moore." The effect would be quite similar.)

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